*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*
TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.
I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!
I wanted to … make [Rorschach] as like, ‘this is what Batman would be in the real world’. But I have forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, ‘smelling’, ‘not having a girlfriend’, these are actually kind of heroic! So Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I made him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street and saying: ‘I AM Rorschach. That is MY story’. And I’d be thinking: ‘Yeah, great. Could you just, like, keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live?’Alan Moore (via class-snuggle)
That little flutter in your heart when you find a woman who looks a lot like you and begin to imagine yourself in her shoes…
This is very cool. And it’s definitely awesome when you can see yourself in a character design that you just want to be.
From Pathfinder: In Red Rune Canyon, Artwork by Eric Belisle.
okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.
"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"
the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.
aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
jesusdiesonpage666 asked: on the note of the craneflies(thanks for the heads up on that), how about horsefly killers? do they live up to their name? sorry if that doesn't help, I googled by that name and didn't find them, but that's all I've heard them called.
Oh, do you mean “horse guard” wasps?
These wasps hang around large mammals like cows, horses, even humans that they come across, waiting for blood-sucking flies, botflies and other flying parasites to show up, which they paralyze and feed to their young. It is very, very hard to get one to sting anything else.
I’ve heard of a study demonstrating that the buzzing and appearance of biting flies and certain other wasps stresses horses and cows, but the sight and sound of this specific wasp doesn’t bother them at all. It’s possible they were once so much more common and wide-spread that a lot of grazing animals grew instinctively tolerant of them, since their presence was healthy.
Anonymous asked: I hope this doesn't sound rude, but do you deliberately not edit grammar or punctuation mistakes for humorous effect? I love this blog, but if it's deliberate, the joke is getting a little old.
is bad grammar and spelling really the worst thing ever? I don’t edit anything because 1) I don’t care about small mistakes and 2) I don’t want to spend my time proofing everything I queue past everything I’m already checking it for.
I don’t care how many times someone confuses rogue for rouge, I don’t care. I can’t stress that enough. I don’t even notice when I queue the quotes. Someone made a minor mistake on the internet move on with your day please.
If someone on the internet is able to make a sentence coherent enough that I can understand their message that’s good enough for me and I move on with my day.
IN ADDITION, someones poor spelling, grammar, and punctuation contributes greatly to the persona of the quote. If you need a reason for it other than I’m lazy.
Also not everyone has english as their first language.